Ah yes. The Matzah Pizza.
Many gentiles know of Matzah, and that Jews eat it on Passover. However, even those that do know of Matzah and when it is consumed probably do not realize that Matzah is not just consumed during the Seder itself, but for seven days during the entire Feast of Unleavened Bread.
That means if you are an observant Jew, you are stuck with brisket have all been consumed.this stuff several days after the turkey and
While Matzo meal is used for a number of enjoyable culinary applications, such as the beloved Matzo Ball Soup, and Kugels, Matzot themselves don’t rate particularly high on the enjoyment scale on their own.
Oh, there’s Matzo Brei, but at that point the physical properties of the shitty cracker in question have been completely transmuted into something resembling French Toast.
So Jews have been trying for an eternity to do something ELSE with Matzot. Sometime in the 20th century, American Jews got the idea of using them for half-assed salami sandwiches, PBJs and the like.
And then in the 50’s or the 60’s the Matzah Pizza came, which no sane pizza enthusiast would ever put in their mouth or even remotely call a Pizza. Especially since virtually all Matzah Pizzas were made with horrible processed jarred sauces which were knockoffs of stuff like for PassoverRAGU or Pizza Quick.
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