My laptop’s screen died during 4th of July weekend. I sent it back to HP for warranty repair, but then they wanted either $89.00 to send it back without repair, or $440.00 to replace a $99.00 OEM part due to “Accidental Damage”.
I love the 4th of July. Hot dogs, fireworks, and destroyed LCD screens.
So I’m out food shopping on the 4th of July, when my cell phone rings. It’s my wife.
“Jason…. don’t kill me.”
“What did you do now?”
“I think I killed the laptop”
“What do you mean you killed the laptop?”
“I was using it in the bedroom on my laptop desk, I moved it, and now the screen is all messed up.”
Suffice to say that the stream of obscenities that left my mouth in the middle of the condiment and sauces aisle at King Fung Asian Supermarket made even the most salty of Chinese stock keepers blush. I was royally pissed, and my shopping experience trying to determine which unreadable brand of Taiwanese chili black bean sauce was the best for my purposes was now completely disrupted.