I’ll Have a Dale Earnhardt Jr. With Two Eggs on a Kaiser


A friend tipped me off on TasteTheExcitement.com:

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Now, this isn't the first time NASCAR has licensed food products. I personally have tried the NASCAR grape tomatoes (they were actually pretty good!) and I've seen the potatoes on store shelves as well.

I admit to having a certain curiosity and attraction to the meat products, though. I mean, vegetables don't effectively communicate the sense of speed and good 'ole boy redneck-ism one associates with NASCAR that say, a pound of bacon or some country smoked sausage does. Grape tomatoes just don't have that nitrate-laced, pumped up triglyceride and cholesterol mojo NASCAR fans crave.

Yee Ha! I want me some of that.

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