Honey, go bring the 50lb bag of dog food downstairs…

And this is what happened.

Barkmitzvah FAIL

If this doesn’t qualify as a Faildog of awesome proportions I don’t know what does. Click here for video.

FAIL Foods.

From the meme that brought you Faildogs and Failblog, and Engrishfunny, we now have… Fail Foods.

The sad thing is some of my own cooking attempts frequently look like some of the stuff depicted on this site.

George Carlin, RIP: A Place for Our Stuff

This morning I learned of the news of George Carlin’s passing with much sadness, and with the realization that we have lost one of the great thinkers and comedic minds of the last century. More than any other comedian, he was the one who I identified with most. Someone who wasn’t afraid to tweak authority, who questioned everything. He wasn’t college educated, but he had a brilliant mind, and had views — albeit strange and wonderful — on practically every subject in existence.

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Dancing with the Star Wars

Very, very disturbing. I’m not sure what’s worse, Wookies doing “Footloose” or Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers re-enacting the Thriller video.

Big Apple BBQ Block Party 2008 Videos (UPDATED)

Wild Magnolias Outtakes Reel

Serious Food Talk

Adagio For Meat

LOLobsterz

Courtesy of one of OTB’s readers, MJP.

Too Close To Home?

It was too tempting to do. This is a cat Rachel and I found at the Edward Gorey House on Cape Cod.

Hey, I Resemble That!

Has it really gotten that bad?

AOL Hell

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