Times Square: Naked Cowboys and Charmin Bathrooms

November 30, 2008

Times Square, NYC, Nov 29 2008 by you.

Times Square, New York City.

After finishing up at the MoMA, Rachel and I headed over to Times Square to get tickets for a Broadway show at TKTS. For those of you are aren’t from NYC, that’s where you can get on line to purchase leftover seats for all the famous musicals and shows for half the price. The only thing is you can’t have your heart set on one particular show, you have to chose from whatever is available. However, because of the economy, a LOT of shows are usually available, and I got to see what I wanted, Spamalot.

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Diet Dunkin’

September 21, 2008

Dunkin Donuts DDSMart Low-Cal Breakfast Sandwiches by you.

So here’s the scenario. Sunday morning, 8AM. The power goes out, and we’re hungry.

What do you do?

Do you…

A) Open up the fridge, pull out your Egg Beaters, veggies, and let out out all the cold, and make yourself breakfast (assuming you have a gas range that you can light with a match, which we do)

B) Say to your wife “@!$% this stupid diet. I want a @!$%ing double fried egg with sausage patty, cheese and bagel sandwich with extra ketchup and hot sauce. Lets go to the deli. NOW.”

C) Do “B”, fail miserably, but convince her you want to try Dunkin Donuts’ new low-cal breakfast sandwich instead?

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Honey, go bring the 50lb bag of dog food downstairs…

August 30, 2008

And this is what happened.


Barkmitzvah FAIL

August 26, 2008

fail-barkmitzvah by you.

If this doesn’t qualify as a Faildog of awesome proportions I don’t know what does. Click here for video.


FAIL Foods.

August 23, 2008

From the meme that brought you Faildogs and Failblog, and Engrishfunny, we now have… Fail Foods.

failfoods by you.

The sad thing is some of my own cooking attempts frequently look like some of the stuff depicted on this site.


I Think I’m Still in Stage 2

July 15, 2008

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EPIC iFAIL in Fort Lee

July 12, 2008

My wife Rachel has been awaiting the iPhone 3G for several months. Even though I am wedded to my beloved BlackBerry, she wanted to be able to carry a single device to play her music, act as a phone, and to be able to check her email. At the $199 price AT&T was advertising it at, it seemed like a no-brainer. So despite my usual reservations against buying Apple products, we headed to the AT&T Wireless store today on my lunch hour to see if we could pick one up for her.

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Have a Trektastic 4th

July 1, 2008

Try the Spicy Space Chicken!

via SeriousEats.

[DORK NOTE: This is by the way, the most awesome way to recycle footage from the WORST STAR TREK EPISODE EVER.]


Oh yes. Yes, YES! Knead Me Like a Pizza Pie Baby!

July 1, 2008

Okay, I know I’m going to get flamed for furthering ethnic stereotypes, but I have to admit, us Jews love a good bargain. So I’m going to risk getting my butt chewed because I feel compelled to play yiddische consumer advocate.

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George Carlin, RIP: A Place for Our Stuff

June 23, 2008

This morning I learned of the news of George Carlin’s passing with much sadness, and with the realization that we have lost one of the great thinkers and comedic minds of the last century. More than any other comedian, he was the one who I identified with most. Someone who wasn’t afraid to tweak authority, who questioned everything. He wasn’t college educated, but he had a brilliant mind, and had views — albeit strange and wonderful — on practically every subject in existence.

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